does jesus play poker?

Posted by Medicine Woman at: 2008-03-09 15:41:17
i was playing facebook texas holdem with my friend and then this dood with a profile picture of jesus came in and the first round he had he all-in'd and scared all 8 ppl off and won the pot second round he did the same thing and this time he won with a 3 of a kind 777 pot the third round he did the same thing and won with yet another 777 im not even kidding and i swear to god there is no lie whatsoever in what ive just typed in oh my godoops, i mean oh my jesuscould he really be jesus? omjesusthis dood named ethan just beat jesus could he be GOD, jesus' father? are they having a lil poker-table reunion? omjesus! jesus'd been denied! he left \the table and so did ethan! theyre pissed at us, were all gonna die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by matefaterate at: 2008-03-09 15:50:46
he might b8ut jiust becuase no one who been there cam back here doesnt mean they had a goo dreason instead of being false

Posted by Jeancommunicates at: 2008-03-09 21:29:33
It is only a game and Jesus does not play games he already knows who will win before the game begins. That "Jesus" is just someone trying to scare you away from the game, looks like he succeeded.

Posted by john wondering at: 2008-03-09 15:45:31
He could be Chris Ferguson.

Posted by Earl Blue, Duke of Cookieshire at: 2008-03-09 15:45:43
I play facebook hold'em too! Let's get together and beat this smartass, whoever he thinks he is!

Posted by wyrdrose at: 2008-03-09 15:46:11
Put 3 of a kind 666 on the table and see what happens!

Posted by Phil at: 2008-03-09 15:49:14
If you knew Jesus, a game of chance or gambling are not necessary. Christ knows the future and Christ owns everything on this earth. Playing cards would be foolishness to Him.